每星期六支片

我從上上個禮拜開始了我的Ｂｌｏｃｋｂｕｓｔｅｒ不歸路，
每個禮拜租六支片，
反正我很閒，
但我姊很慘，
因為要上班，
只好在每個禮拜六看到肝腦塗地。

另外，
我免不了得看一些限制級的片子，
還要硬找一些我家人不在的時間，
把遙控緊緊抓在手裡，
以便調音量或是迅速關機。

我要紀錄一下我看過的電影：
第一個禮拜－
1.面子
2.練習曲
3.哈利波特4
4.濃情威尼斯
5.神鬼認證
6.國士無雙

第二個禮拜－
1.令人討厭的松子的一生
2.300壯士
3.十七歲的天空
4.黑色大理花懸案
5.神鬼疑雲
6.天堂口

這個禮拜－
1.哈利波特5
2.巴黎我愛你
3.蝙蝠俠 開戰時刻
4.神鬼剋星
5.玩美女人
6.神秘肌膚
7.索命黃道帶

媽媽呀

我希望我沒有做錯決定，
希望這是我真的要的，
我很幸運有支持我的爸媽，
我很耗錢，
希望這些錢不會是浪費，
希望這些付出最後不是一場空，
我很容易半途而廢，
我前前後後接觸了那麼多東西，
我好不容易覺得這真的是我可以發揮的領域，


只好ｇｏ啊。

不要再死在半路了。



ｂｔｗ，
這是放榜那天，
媽媽再三交代我看到結果趕快打給他，
所以我８／８八點前就坐在電腦桌前等，

竟然是這種結果。

黑暗騎士與赤壁

這是７／２７的事。

媽媽很早以前就給了我和姊姊兩張赤壁的票，

是免費的，

我和我姊真的是一點興趣都沒有，

基本上吳宇森真的不太對我的ｔｏｎｅ，

我比較不是暴力美學那一卦的。

當然，

我也不是英雄主義那一卦，

黑暗騎士當然是衝著Ｈｅａｔｈ　Ｌｅｄｇｅｒ去看的。


赤壁的部份，

我只能說，

根本是搞笑片，

而且裡面最搞笑的是誰，

是金城武。

而且裡面有很多感覺很簡陋，

感覺有點亂來的轉場，

我一看到那種由左到右轉換場景，

就和我姊相視而笑。

我覺得一開場還不錯，

皇帝玩小鳥，

曹操權重於皇帝的感覺，

就挾天子以令諸侯嘛。




黑暗騎士的部份，

劇情就相當英雄嘛，

我也不奢求什麼，

而且結尾還要告訴大家他不是英雄，

好讓大家覺得他是英雄，

就像壞人自首，

大家就會懷疑他替人頂罪。

這世間怎麼會如此的詭異。

Ｈｅａｔｈ　Ｌｅｄｇｅｒ演得好，

很變態，

也很有魅力，

＂Ｗｈｙ　ｓｏ　ｓｅｒｉｏｕｓ？＂那句真是經典。

以前的小丑都比較滑稽、幽默，

他演得小丑是最可怕的一個，

全身都像精神病，

聲音聽起來就精神分裂。

難怪他會用藥過量，

入戲太深，唉呀呀。

真的好可惜。

我好想看迷幻甜心。


據說，這是希斯萊傑的最後一張照片




















Ｍｉｃｈａｅｌ　Ｃａｉｎｅ演的Ａｌｆｒｅｄ，

相當可愛，

但是翻成阿福，

老是會讓我想到以前的小夫。

不久以後，我看了還沒看完的鵝毛筆，

就有點想揍他，

他在裡面的角色實在不討喜。



Ｍａｇｇｉｅ　Ｇｙｌｌｅｎｈａａｌ演Ｒａｃｈｅｌ，

我一直都滿喜歡她的，

她本身長的滿不怎樣的，

但是全身都有個魅力，

看起來也滿聰明的。

至少比前任Ｒａｃｈｅｌ－Ｋａｔｉｅ　Ｈｏｌｍｅｓ好，

儘管我沒看過第一集，

我姊說她適合演白癡女孩。



Ｃｈｒｉｓｔｉａｎ　Ｂａｌｅ演Ｂａｔｍａｎ，

我只能說，抱歉，

我本來就不喜歡蝙蝠俠這個角色，

我覺得他還是Ｂｒｕｃｅ時就是個囂張跋扈的傢伙，

變身後，又只是揍人。

不過蝙蝠俠比超人真實一點，

超人不是人，蝙蝠俠是。

超人有超能力，蝙蝠俠沒有。

沒變身時，

超人很低調，蝙蝠俠很高調。

但是還是難免覺得蝙蝠俠滿帥的，

而且又那麼壯。

所以我就上ＩＭＤＢ找了一下他的資料，

看到了他演Ａｍｅｒｉｃａｎ　Ｐｓｙｃｈｏ的劇照，






壯漢

很好

Ｍａｔｔ Ｄａｍｏｎ 太好笑

其實我就是很遜的看了６年前的
Ｔｈｅ　Ｂｏｕｒｎｅ　Ｉｄｅｎｔｉｔｙ，
我之前對這部一直沒興趣，
以為它很蠢，
結果還好，應該說不錯，
但是還是有那種患難見真情，只好做愛的部份，
有夠荷里活。

我一直以為麥特戴蒙很矮，
其實還好，
有１７８，
可能是他長的太寬厚了。

總之，
我就查了他，
就發現了"I' m fucking Matt Damon"


真是太可笑了，
這件事我現在才發現，
相當可惜。

會出現這支影片是有前因的，
簡單來說，
這是Matt報復脫口秀主持人Jimmy Kimmel的奇招，
因為Jimmy都在節目快結束時才介紹來賓Matt，
然後再說些 " apologies to Matt Damon, we ran out of time"之類的賤話。


影片中的女人是Jimmy的女友Sarah Silverman。




我還特別找了歌詞，


Sarah Silverman: Hey Jimmy it' s me. I' m in ahh, a hotel. I don't know. I've been on the road so long. I..I don't even know what city I'm in any more to be honest. Anyway, I've been thinking about you a lot, and ahh, I've been needing to tell you something. I don't know why I haven't but it's important, I mean we've been together for so long, over 5 years, and I still haven't told you and it's just not right, so here it goes.

SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: I’m sorry but it’s true
SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: I’m not imaging it’s you

SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: On the bed, on the floor
　　On a towel by the door,
　　In the tub, in the car,
　　Up against the mini-bar

SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: While you’re drinking diet Snapple
SS: I said I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She said she’s fucking Matt Damon
MD: Hey Kimmel, how do you like them apples?
Get it? Cause, cause I am talking about her breasts
SS: Yeah. it's funny

SS: Hey Jim, don’t take it bad
　Remember all the good times we had
　Like the time we went fishing
　And we caught a bunch of fish
　Then you puked in the bucket
　On the fish that we caught

Girls: Knock knock!
Boys: Who’s that knocking at my door?
Girls: Amfa!
Boys: Amfa who?
Girls: I’m fucking Matt Damon
Boys: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: Analyze!
Everyone: F-U-C-K Matt D-A-M-O-N. I said F-U-C-K Matt D-A-M-O-N

SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: And you know that I ain’t lying
SS: I said I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: Ask The Insider’s Pat O’Brien
The Insider' s Pat O' Brien: It's true, The Insider has confirmed that
she is in fact fucking Matt Damon

SS: Last week when I was playing Scrabble with you online,
I was fucking Matt Damon
MD: You went back and forth to do your show and Regis and Kelly's show,
she was DEFINITELY fucking Matt Damon
SS: I told you I was fucking Matt Damon? I WAS fucking Matt Damon.

SS: On the bed, on the floor
　On a towel by the door,
　In the tub, in the car,
　Up against the mini-bar
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: She’s fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: I love L.A.!

SS: So, that's it! umm! I think I was clear?
MD: No, you did great.
SS: Oohh, it was okay.
MD: Pretty damn good.
SS: Ummm, anyway! umm, you know,
we had a great run Jim and ahhh,
I hope there's no hard feelings, I hope we can be friends.
I'm friends with all my boyfriends, my old boyfriends.
If anything isn't clear or you need closure of some kind,
please please call my publicist Amy Zvi at BNCPR. So take care
MD: You know what? Stop right there.
Jimmy we're out of time! sorry.
SS: You are soo bad!
MD: A little bit, let's put that guitar down and go fuck Matt Damon!
See ya Jimmy.




接著，
就是Ｊｉｍｍｙ的報復了，
這支是"I'm fucking Ben Affleck"，
Ｂｅｎ　和　Ｍａｔｔ是非常要好的朋友，
這是眾所皆知，
這支比上支更華麗、更大陣仗，
就是眾星雲集啊。











Jimmy Kimmel: Oh, Hi Sarah. It’s been a long time.

I guess you’ve been…busy with…Matt Damon.

I’ve been busy too. I’ve been thinking about us,

and you and him and, I’m happy for you. I really am.

He’s a great guy. I mean he’s the sexiest man alive.

I found somebodye pretty sexy too. I don’t know if you’ve heard,

but…I’m fucking Ben Affleck!
Ben Affleck: He’s fucking Ben Affleck.
Jimmy Kimmel: While you and Matt are swappin’ spit.

I said I’m fucking Ben Affleck!
Ben Affleck: He said he’s fucking Ben Affleck.

Hey Sarah, he’s got bigger tits.
Jimmy Kimmel: They’re not hairy though, right?
Ben Affleck: No…
Brad Pitt: Excuse me…Is someone here…fucking Ben Affleck?
Jimmy Kimmel: I am! I’m fucking him!
Brad Pitt: Great, sign here.
Jimmy Kimmel: Thank you. [Reads cake] Congratulations on fucking Ben Affleck.
Crowd & Ben: Ahhhh….
Brad Pitt: What did you wish for?
Jimmy Kimmel & Ben Affleck: When we’re together there’s this feeling inside.

It’s like a million butterflies flutterin’ in my behind.

I love the dimples in your chin, I see diamonds in your eyes.

When I’m fucking you Ben Affleck I feel like I can fly.

And our fucking won’t be stopped no matter how hard they try.
Ben Affleck: They can’t stop it.
Jimmy Kimmel: They can’t stop it.
Joan Jett: You won’t tear them apart.

You can’t stop this love affair, cause they love f-u-c-k-i-n-g.
Robin Williams: This is not a man crush. He’s fucking our friend Ben.
Don Cheadle: And so we all…we all hope Matt will understand…
Everyone: He’s fucking Ben
Pete Wentz & Dominic Monaghan: Fucking Ben Affleck
Perry Farrell: Yeah, Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison.
Everyone: Just like prison.
Macy Gray: He’s fucking Ben…Ben Affleck’s his guy.
Joel Madden and Benji Madden: Oh, it’s through the fucking night and day…
Lance Bass: Just ask Huey!
Cameron Diaz: Okay, I’ll ask him Huey, did you see them fuck at all?
Huey Luis: Yes, I saw them fuck. They were in a bathroom stall.
Josh Groban: Oooohhh ooohhhh oohhh he’s fucking Ben,

fucking Ben Affleck. He’s fuuuucking Bennnn!
Everyone: He’s fucking Ben. He’s fucking Ben Affleck!
Christopher Mintz-Plasse: Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison!
Meatloaf & Everyone: He’s fucking Ben. Ben Affleck’s his guy!
Joel Madden and Benji Madden: Do the fucking every way.
Dicky Barrett: Just ask Don Cheadle!
Don Cheadle: Ooohhhh ooohhh ooohhh he’s fucking Ben.
Everyone: He’s fucking Ben Affleck!
[Harrison Ford blows a kiss to Ben and Jimmy]
Everyone: Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison.
Christina Applegate & Rebecca Romijn: Just like prison!
Everyone: He’s fucking Ben! Fucking Ben Affleck.

Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison.

He’s fucking Ben. Ben Affleck’s his guy!
Huey Luis & Cameron Diaz: They’ve been making sweet sweet love, Ben and Jimmy!
Josh Groban: That was pretty fuckin’ good.





他們怎麼這麼開的起玩笑。


還有這個，
我搞不太清楚裡面的那個Ｇｕｉｌｌｅｒｍｏ是誰，
但是應該跟Ｊｉｍｍｙ有關係吧，
他出現在包恩第三集，
好蠢。